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IS EVERYBODY READY? I'M GONNA ASK THIS ONE MORE TIME.WE ARE HERE FOR THE SIXTH ANNUAL GARLAND, GUZZLER, 0.5 K, RACE AND FALL FEST.
EVEN THOUGH IT'S KIND OF HOT OUT HERE TODAY, IT'S SUPER TOUGH.
I NEED ANOTHER HYDRATION DRINK THAT'S GONNA BE THIS GARLAND GUZZLER.
OH, I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA MAKE IT.
BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, REALLY THE WHOLE POINT OF THE EVENT, IT'S NOT ATHLETIC, IT'S ENTERTAINMENT AND I THINK EVERYBODY'S HAVING A GOOD TIME.
WE HAVE WINNERS, WE HAVE LOSERS AND THE, WE DO HAVE AN AWARD FOR THE SLOWEST RACER.
IT'S THE, THE GARLAND GEEZER AWARD.
YOUR STRATEGY
YEAH, FREE GOT, WE GOT A COOKIE.
WE TOOK A PICTURE WITH THE COPS.
WE GOT WET PICTURES OF THE COPS.
WE, WE GOT DONUTS, BUT THEY WEREN'T REALLY DONUTS.
THEY WERE WE FOR THOSE KIDS? YEAH.
WE LOVELY PEOPLE AT THE LIBRARY.
THEY RAN OUTTA THE POPSICLES FOR OURSELVES.
WHY? WHY DON'T WE DO THIS? 'CAUSE WE'RE BETTER TOGETHER.
WE'VE COME EVERY YEAR SINCE THEY'VE HAD IT.
NOT JUST THE BEER, BUT JUST HANGING OUT WITH PEOPLE.
WHAT'S A RECORD? FINALLY A RECORD.
I THINK I WANT, THIS WHOLE EVENT IS REALLY DESIGNED AROUND HAVING FUN.
BEER SIGN LOOK LIKE IT'S GETTING TOUGHER.
THEY'RE HEADED OUT SUPER FAST.
IN THE PAST, OBVIOUSLY WE'VE RUN THIS RACE AROUND THE SQUARE.
BUT WE CAN'T DO THAT THIS YEAR, YEAR AGAIN BECAUSE OF THE CONSTRUCTION.
THE LONGEST RACE I'VE EVER DONE.
SO NEXT YEAR I HOPE THAT WE'LL BE BACK TO THE SQUARE TO RUN THIS RACE.